yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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