return my video game
"it" just moved
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Randomize
