drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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