He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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