marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
