I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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