yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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