And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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