Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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