i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
sarcasm needs its own font
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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