if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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