I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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