Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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