Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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