Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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