And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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