called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he shaved USA in his pubs
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Randomize
