You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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