Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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