You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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