Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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