I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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