So drunk, too bad you don't want this
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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