you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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