I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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