"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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