Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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