Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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