What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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