My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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