sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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