Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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