NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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