As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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