But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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