therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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