So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
