Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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