there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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