at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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