Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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