Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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