why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Randomize
