I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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