But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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