i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I CAN MOONWALK!
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Randomize
