the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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