What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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