Do you still have your period?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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