as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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