R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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