Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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